Will it be self-defense if someone smashes the kid next door's thick skull with the metal spoon he is continuously banging his mother's pans with since this morning? After one bashes the mum with the chappati tawa itself?
Will it be temporary insanity?
Absolutely justifiable homicide?
A crime of passion?
Yes..one simply cannot be faulted for being driven (in fantasyland) to find a satisfying end to the endless "banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee" (that the boy is).
One needs to work. One needs peace. And only a cup of tea and the soft breeze. And a view of the endless blue skies that have cleared of the Indonesian-generated smog they call "haze".
Yes... pesky neighbours.
I would suggest we NUKE the Indons. And get our supply of fresh air and blue skies back. I don't care if those in KL die from the locally generated smog that is er...localized. At least from my hill, I can still breathe.
But the Indons. They just fart everywhere. Rude buggers. (Hey, don't blame the Malaysian plantation companies..blame your ownselves for being corrupt and ALLOWING it to happen!)
Nuke them I say.
Would solve MANY problems. Including crime. And rid myself of certain in-laws.
And relieve me of my annual smog-induced SAD. Yesterday my brain was as smoggy as the Indons' fart. Well, only those who know, know what I mean. The others, save it. Or better yet, stick it.
But for now, I just want the little monkey next door to stop.
Maybe I will call the Perhilitan people.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
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It's the silent kind that sting - farts from across i.e
stink too...
huah huah huah
Yeah SAYA, kidnap that little pain in the a**e & tie him up in your basement, that’ll teach him. And full blast those pesky neighbours of your with your ‘Smoke on the Water’ then calm yourself down with the soothing ‘Smoke gets in your Eyes’. If all else fails, move to Dameska as planned. Kao Tim sai.
Salam,
Tommy.
BTW, what happen to your 'Love thy neighbour' policy? Indon included.
Tommy,
Maybe I tie him up and send you in?
Haiya..If they in distress I will still help them meh...but when they distress me...I get very distressedlah!
hahaha...whatever that means!
Zendra,
Setiap tahun citer sama...why dont we construct a huge fan and blow it all back to Indon?
Snake,
Double Huah, Huah, Huah...
Haze issue: Kill Indons, kill Rimbunan Hijau, kill Malaysian Chinese timber taukehs, let the trees and indigenous peoples live... kao tim sai!
As for the youngster: Tie him up in the basement, blast VERY LOUD music in his ears for 24 hours. Release him. Trust me, you won't hear a sound from him after that.
Dulu2 we used to live in an apartment. The neighbour upstairs used to always get on my dad's nerve cause they were never quiet. Always some banging sound coming from up there. One time my dad had had enough, he took the broom and banged the ceiling right underneath where he thought the noise was. Why don't you do the same? But then again, your idea of using a metal spoon is better...
Hmmm..Saya, talking about our neighbours, reminds me of a former neighbour (just the opposite unit of my apartment, shared common corridor, just two units). I bought some flower pots, so I left them outside in the corridor. The pots had been for there quite sometime.
But one day, I saw one of the pots already in the neighbour's territory, she has planted her plant some more. So how? I diam je la.
Then months later, a kitten died under their shoe cabinet. The poor thing got rotten with maggots and all, but still the neighbour buat bo layan je..So my hubby la, scraped off the carcass and threw it away. Bebal punya neighbours!
Lynn..eh what happened to your komen?
Is rimbunan hijau the worst offender? teruklah...
markonah...dulu I dok kat US ade redneck apt bawah..hari2 mabuk dan gaduh...i whack floor with broom like your dad...tapi dia whack balik! hahaha...
Hi Ida,
Alaaa..kesiannye...kitty tu mati bawah YOUR shoe rack ke dia punya? Boleh pulak dia biarkan sampai maggot2 masuk umah dia...sick lah these people.
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