Monday, March 2, 2009

Boo Hoo Hooo.....We are screwed...big time!

Nor Mohamed cries and finally admits: "Gloom till end of next year...boo hoo hooo...we messed up..."

"Even though the world was crumbling around us...we still thought we were untouchable, we didn't prepare NOTHING! We remained busy with our politicking and games and fiddled and twiddled our thumbs. We thought we were KEBAL! Melayu kan kebal! Obviously, sob, sob, sob, this time...our bomohs and tangkals did us no good! Since Mona Fandey died...we UMNO/BN fellas, have never been able to get the same quality bomohs again. Now...we are in deep shit."

Aiyo, now only you admitting ker? Well, at least you guys have your millions...wonder what the laid off, unemployed and the vulnerable groups are going to do now...last I heard, there were some really desperate single mums who have resorted to prostitution to feed their kids...siap kasi bayar bulan2 lagi...I think you all should stop reading Hello magazines from London that your Harrods addicted botoxed wives order...start reading the papers or turun padang even better meh.

Ever heard of social safety nets? No? A blur?

No, no... not like hair nets...ish...not those fishing nets either...aiyah...tak dapek la den nak menolon...just resign lah.

He warned that the country was no longer in a comfort zone.

“Using the football analogy, we are defending the ball which is now in the penalty box,” he told newsmen after presenting the Amanah Ikthiar Malaysia micro-credit scheme aid to the first 50 recipients at its office here yesterday.

Nor Mohamed said there were almost daily reports of retrenchments, cash flow problems and bankruptcy in major markets worldwide.

He said economic indicators in Europe, Japan and the United States were reflecting a prolonged crisis which would not end this year.

“Since Malaysia is plugged into the international economy, we cannot expect to be spared the ill effects.

“Europe, the United States and Japan have accepted the reality. (of the situation). I think Malaysia must accept it too,” he said.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

aiyah..what great news to start my MOnday..but then, I already know of gloom and doom since last year, while these goons and assholes were holidaying overseas. Our G is a shame, a disaster and they are still here. sigh..take care, MK

mamasita said...

Hai An-Nimr!
Itu Boo Hoo Hooo dah copyright infringements! Mana my royalties huh? hahaha

Saya... said...

MK,

our G tu apa? G-spot? Itu pun men all kantoi lah! apa lagi run a nation....

Hahaha...how are kids? you take care too

Mamasita,

Alag, sapa lagi nak freeloading kalau bukan kawan2...hehehe..tu la kawan sejati namanya...belanja teh tarik cukupla....