Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Mr Spade, You Need A Shovel For The Shit

My brilliant friend Snakebite told me of his first literary foray, which he wrote on the UM toilet walls while he was doing his thing maybe, OMG... I do hope he had a pen....ewww! (is it still there, anyone?), which goes:

"shit for thought:
1. Shit made ass hole neccessary
2. talk shit and you are the ass hole"

(Isn't he a genius? There are two of us who already think so)


I received the following comment from this person who I think is in desperate need of a read of Tuan Tabib's (another genius..what was it about UM dulu2 eh):

Prōnuntĭo sine stercore tauri

Prōnuntĭo sine stercore tauri -- "Pronouncements without the shit of the bull."

(Also check out the news links in his blog for some "no shit news" and Matthias Chang's Future Fast Forward...he is a non-Muslim so I guess no bias to his truthful news, right Spady?)

Mr Spade is a Spaed, the commenter, quoted me:
"And food, medical treatment and etc is already so scarce in Gaza due to the inhumane blockades...The civilians on one side are just being caged in and bombarded with no help from the outside world."

And proceeded to comment in the classic manner of one who's judgment is severely crippled by a malfunctioning/non-existent internal BS filter:

But how come hamas can afford to launch 10 missiles everyday? should they not be buying food?
Qassams are expensive no? how come they can launch 3000 in 2008 alone then? Why all the sympathy for Palestine? they brought it on themselves didnt they?

israeli airstrikes are targeting military facilities, hamas and palistine send suicide bombers to random public places..
Statistically, 94% were terrorist and 6% civilians. So whos the terrorist now?
http://www.yourish.com/2008/12/27/5830

we going to start a donation drive today for the palestinians? why hah? so they can rebuild one more of this? Another casino?
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/101292


has one ever wonder why egypt is speaking up against hamas?

"Sunday, December 28, 2008
IDF Airstrikes Continue-- 110 Rockets Fired Into Israel-- Egyptian Foreign Minister Blames Hamas (Video)

Egyptian Foreign Minister Ahmed Aboul Gheit harshly censured Hamas for the current situation in Gaza:

Egyptian Foreign Minister Ahmed Aboul Gheit harshly censured Hamas today (27 Dec), placing responsibility for the current situation on Hamas. At a noon press conference broadcast on Egyptian television, he said that Egypt had repeatedly cautioned against continuing the situation and that whoever did not listen (Hamas) should assume responsibility and not blame others. He added that Israel had publicly warned that continued rocket fire would lead to military action -Via LGF and Internet Haganah."

http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2008/12/idf-continues-airstrikes-as-gazans-fire.html

we have to call a spade a spade. i know that they are your fellow muslims but please, there is such thing as blindly supporting a cause . Malaysians sound just as bad as CNN except that your bias is instead on the other side of the coin. I will be the least bit surprised if this comment is deleted

\\Spade is a Spaed//

Well Spade, I published your comment. Thank you for being our case study strengthening the current discussion on Bullshititis Swallowist, a chronic disorder affecting millions like you and for highlighting the sites that spread this disease. So stay away people...

3 comments:

A Tabib said...

Maybe if \\Spade is a Spaed// were to spend less time watching CNN and widen his horizon a bit he'll find this:

1. There are at least 65 UN resolutions against Israel, most of which were passed because of its violence against Palestinians, ignoring basic human rights or the Geneva Conventions.

2. This present aggression was planned months ago and is not a "spontaneous" reaction to rocket attacks. The rockets, OK, missiles, (which have so far killed two Israelis) are just an excuse. The missiles are fired from orchards or open ground, not homes. In the previous attacks, 6 months ago, the victims were Israeli Arabs.

3. The Israeli attacks target infrastructure - university, pharmacies and roads.

4. National Lawyers Guild (US) condemn the attacks which it calls an "illegal massacre."

5. Even Jews are condemning the attacks.

6. The Egyptian govt is a client of the US. It gets USD 10 billion annually, the same as Israel. In terms of dollar per capita that translates to a miserable USD 150 per Egyptian. There are 2 million Israelis. Work out the sum.

7. Yourish.com is a winner of the Israeli blog award. Do you believe the 94% terrorist statistic?

FYI Spade, Muslims generally make a distinction between Jews and Israel.

Saya... said...
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Saya... said...

Ahlan Tabs,

It's a bit like using a daisy-cutter to kill a nyamuk tak?

Maybe he needs to find out exactly why Hamas is firing rockets into Israel in the first place and the history behind this group?