Friday, February 13, 2009

DUKE CRAPWAY HIGHWAY TOLL ROBBERS STRIKE AGAIN

The DUKE hiway stretch from the Sri Rampai/Wangsa Maju junction all the way down to the Setiawangsa interchange IS A PIECE OF ENGINEERING NITEMARE!

WAS THE ENGINEER DRUNK OR STONED WHEN HE/SHE DESIGNED IT? WERE THE WORKERS ALL HI ON TODDY? COULDN'T THE ENGINEER DRAW A STRAIGHT LINE? DID ALL OF THEM COME DOWN WITH PARKINSON'S OR THE SHAKES?

IT'S WEAVING LIKE A DRUNKEN SNAKE, BUMPY AND PLAIN DANGEROUS ESPECIALLY WHERE THE CARS MERGE AT HIGH SPEED FROM THE LEFT BEFORE THE SETIAWANGSA MOSQUE, AND NO MALAYSIAN DRIVER CAN READ ROADS SIGNS AND GIVE WAY. THEY ARE ALL BLOODY ILLITERATE AND POSSESSED BY DEVILS EACH TIME THEY TAKE THE WHEEL. AND THE JAMS... ARE WORSE THAN EVER!

AND THE PERSONA. MY PROTON PERSONA IS DESIGNED FOR A BLIND MALAYSIAN. BECAUSE IT HAS BLIND SPOTS ALL AROUND IT. NO MATTER HOW YOU TURN OR CRANE YOUR NECK, YOU CAN'T SEE THE CAR THAT SUDDENLY APPEARS AND BLINDSIDES YOU BECAUSE THE OTHER DRIVER IS ALSO BLIND AND DRIVING ANOTHER PERSONA. THE BOOT IS SET SO HIGH UP THAT THE REAR VIEW IS OBSCURED. BUT SINCE NO ONE ELSE TEST DROVE IT EXCEPT ME (BASICALLY A "TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT" THINGY LA...) WHAT CAN I SAY...BUKAN ORANG LAIN BAWAK. HEY, MAYBE THAT'S THE (HER) IDEA...BUMP ME OFF??? BUT THERE ARE ALSO SOME KIDS IN THE CAR...DUH.

I WANT MY BEAUTIFUL NAZI-ERA 230CE MERCEDES BACK!!! NOW! I MISS THE NAZIS TOO! THEY DIDN'T FINISH THEIR JOB!

AND THEY BUILT DAMN GOOD CARS AND AUTOBAHNS TOO!

YES. I'M HAVING A CRAPPY DAY TODAY.

LOTS OF CRAPPY PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.

disclaimer: no offence to the good Jews and the truly blind by His design

10 comments:

aweenm said...

I'm with you all the way!! the stupid people who make money out of it are not using their bloody brains!!!instead of easing the traffic,now it's even worse at the ulu kelang hiway!! Damn these ppl!!!! this morning i was stuck in 2 hours bloddy traffic jam at the LDP, another crappy stupid 2 lanes hiway!!, because of the stupid cycling tour!!

Saya... said...
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Saya... said...

yeah win, and they like to mess with us on the wrong time of the month, KAN???

They all have a death wish...

mamasita said...

Tehsin???
I really hate crappy days too. Just hang on in there and hope that you'll bounce back to that 'feeling good' days quickly! Aarrrghhh!Boohooo!

Nin said...

Alamak...crappiness is contagious... I'm staying away hehehe!

Chet said...

Hi Tehsin,

We can go for 2,000 and if it seems to take a lot longer than you thought, let me know and we can go from there.

Chet

Saya... said...

Hi Chet,

ok, sounds good..thanks.

Saya... said...

mamasita...

The gomen is back to robbing via toll...and its a really crappy highway...lagi teruk jam, and the toll is crazy!

markonah...

Yeah you better stay away from crappiness...got negative vibes here this week...ahaha

Ridzzy said...

Actually, I like having the Duke closeby ..

but I guess now is not the time to say that :)

Saya... said...

Riddzy...

Don't you get stuck in the massive jam in the morning? Everyone from Timbuktu onwards is passing through the Duke (of Hazzard)