that the waiter who is absentmindedly picking his nose or his zit, closely scrutinising the goo it unleashes, in one far corner of the mamak restaurant...
or the one who just came out of the toilet, hurriedly zipping his fly, without washing his hands,
is the only who ALWAYS catches your eye and quickly comes your way, smiling broadly, to take your order...
and outspoken as you are...you just can't seem to bring yourself to say something at that particularly moment...
and when he brings your order...you try desperately not to gag...
"kakak...tarak sedap ka...apa pasal tada makan..."
"pening plak kepala saya tiba2 bang...tolong kasi bil..."
We know we have rat droppings to supplement Ajinomoto in our dhall and sambals at the local restaurant...we know KL restaurants are breeding rats the size of overfed Persian cats in their efforts towards preservation of wildlife...but we just don't want to SEE it...know what I mean?
Yo, Dato' Zulhasan Rafique...you're doing a great job! At doing nothing! Keep it up!
Now KLites can supplement incomes by catching rats, especially the prime 20 pounder breeds in the greater Wangsamaju and Setiawangsa longkang areas and maybe sell them to...who ah? The pasar malam satay traders?
"zulhasnan and fuad combo roti canai rattus special"MAMAKKK! ROTI CANAI SPECIAL SATUUU! YUMMMY!
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Hahaa...I penah kena. Ordered roti canai but had to wait cause the cook wasn't there. Sekali saw him came out of the toilet, terus pi kat kaunter, amik tepung and bikin roti canai mcm tara papa. Wtf? Nasib baik order bungkus, so it went straight to the bin at home. I could've told him to wash his hands but why bother? Even if he did wash his hands after being told, I dah geli....euw!
Once u know how they make the dough, u'll never want to have roti canai ur whole life after that! they used their feet to knead the dough!!
sungguh la menyelerakan, terus je aku rasa lapar
ha..thanks to you, there goes my roti canai for tomorow breakfast. Hey, recommend a good place for Kapas, decent and not expensive, ekonomi meleset lah...love, maryam
Yes My dear friends...roti canai is sooo addictive eh? Must be the rats...
Maryam...my friend PirateKapas ade bilik for family and also dorm here:
http://captslonghouse.blogspot.com/
ada phone number dia skali...or you just leave a comment at his blog and tell him you my friend la...
ini cerita betul,,,group of MHS pilots having b'fast at mamak stall and someone mentioned ada bau tahi-lah,,,so one of the pilot went to the roti maker and found ada tahi lekat cincin si-mamak tu !!!,,,,2 tahun pilot pilot tak pergi to that stall for b'fast but baru baru ini pilot muda muda mula makan di-situ again ,,,eeyyyyyykk.
Sekarang ini pula, kuku mamak pun panjang gila,,,,,Ooooiiii.
waahdoooo !!!!! lanunpulau
lanunpulau,
kuku panjang pun ade taik...my cousin kena...hahaha..but we still go...why ah?
Ala, baru nak pi kedai mamak kat rumah nak pekena roti canai special :)
tak jadilah nampaknya.
i think most of these fellows in the mamak joint near my place with the dirty habits are the new arrivals whose idea of hygiene is similar to those vikings in the '13th warrior'
i've always loved this scene. here, have a look: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4lYNNYAMSA
clip from 1:12 to 1:35 is lovely but just don't watch it before dinner ;)
calico
JAAC,
yang dah lama pun sama...ewwww...even the Malay restaurants..esp yang tukang masak budak2 "kutu" rambut panjang..aduh....
hey...you should try "look-out point" with the admiral this weekend nite...Bread and Olives restaurant...sedap arab and med food and the view is to die for...Ulu Langat look-out point
anti-mamak kah ?
mamak
Mamak,
Tak lah...semua sama ja anti...saje kasi contoh mamak...tapi ade satu mamak malabari tu....yg tu memang saya anti...mamak gigi jonggang nama dia...
Huuaaagghhahaha!!.... can't help laughing at your last comment :-D
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