Maryam is the joker in the family. She never fails to make me laugh. She showed me her BM test results today, kertas 2, the essay part...and we laughed and laughed till we cried. She got a C. I told her she should have gotten an A...for her ability to "goreng". I wonder about the silly topics sometimes. This one requires her to write about a "saputangan". And she had this to say...
Aku sehelai saputangan. Aku disimpan di dalam kotak. Manusia menggunakan aku kerana aku sangat berguna untuk mereka. Namaku bernama sapu tangan.
Aku dijual di kedai. Banyak orang yang membeliku. Tetapi kadang-kadang manusia menggunakan aku untuk mengelap lantai. (ROTFL!!! Bila masa pulak tu...)
Aku suka menjadi sehelai sapu tangan. Manusia menggunakan aku dengan baik. Mereka suka menyimpanku di dalam stor. Kerana mereka menggunakanku dengan baik.
Semasa mereka menggunakanku, aku menjadi kotor. Tetapi aku tidak kisah kerana aku sehelai saputangan. Dan manusia menggunakan aku bila-bila masa sahaja dan semasa mereka berpeluh.
Aku sehelai sapu tangan dan manusia menggunakan aku untuk apa sahaja...
Teacher's verdict: Isi dan idea kurang ie: tak de modal...
Well, I wouldn't have anything to say about a stupid hanky either...hahaha...(at least she made the word count...hahaha)
Maryam, Maryam...tak sabar Umi nak habis kerja ni and make you my sweet-smelling bantal peluk...and Kakak too...
Thursday, May 14, 2009
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Ya lah...apa punya tajuk!
You ask me now and I don't think I'll manage to goreng like her.
I had to write about a pen when I was 9. Melalut sampai pen tu meninggal lah dan entah apa apa lagi. Teacher comment: yang menulis ni siapa? I jawab balik: Hantu pen! :D
naz...good one! Hantu pen...hahaha..kena rotan tak sebab smart aleck answer...hehe
Hey, I got something worse. Saya sepasang kasut. Everyone else wrote about how they were a pair, but I wrote that one day one of my shoes , i.e. half my body fell into a drain and I never saw it again, and I lived the rest of my life with only half a body. They never used that topic again. What shit. How can you be a pair of anything? Except Pamela Anderson, she really is a pair of...
Nadzrin,
those pair aren't even real :)
I know your teachers were glad to see the last of you after school...hahaha...but I got no such chance...muahahaha.
Knock them dead tonight, bro...(not the knockers, but the Barclays people... and don't forget me when you are rich and famous...of course you will, won't you? You already told me you would)
hehehe...
hilman pun selalu kantoi dgn paper penulisan dia.
dun blame him though. Males kan? Bukan nya reti nak be expressive sangat! hehehe....
VA,
tu lah...budak kecik tetiba nak suruh tulis essay...out of the blue...hahah...
well, i do come across expressive males...nadzrin is one :)
yang lain mostly, depa uncomfortable with expressions, emotions and see it as making a fool of oneself, weakness etc2...what a pity...
Oh, snake is one too...forgot about him...hahaha (expressive male i mean)
hear hear, i memang expressive, sbb tu i delete my earlier blogs. bila baca semula, terasa macam...sape mamat lembik ni tak malu cerita kat orang seme benda kat dalam.
Well Snake,
what you wrote wasn't about what was inside your pants...betui tak VA? hahaha...
remember why you first started to blog, and it helped many people, me included, to know those thoughts of yours.
Deleting them is one way of getting rid of them for good (except in the unsavory, evil, black holes of "permanence" in this somehow "alive" internet..spooky dak? heheh...but there weren't any Paris Hilton type escapades by you, so it should be okay :)
Of all things, saputangan? Do people use saputangan anymore now that we always carry tissue paper around? Sebab tu takde modal, no experience with the item.
Gelihati baca snake nye comment... you're not lembik la. You're just more in touch with your feminine side...ok ape?
I don't remember having to write such essays masa sekolah dulu... yg ingat masa art kelas, kalau teacher takde idea nak bagi tajuk lukisan, she always ended up with "Hari Hujan". INgat senang ke nak lukis hujan?
Marko,
you are sooo right...mane dia tau saputangan..hahaha..la ni pakai tisu jer..tu la pasal!
Marko,
hari hujan...just mix all the colors in the bekas air and pour on the kertas lukisan...dapatlah hari hujan :)
Hey..sorry lambat singgah! Your daughter is so cute! Goreng2 pun lepas jugak!I'd say that 'goreng' genes datang dari Ummi dia correct?
Or terbelajar from Aunty Ahan waktu main menembak dalam exam that day?
Sorry lah I terlambat menjengok! Feeling very lethargic these days!
Can imagine you three ladies ROFL!!
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