Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job
WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling the nation's broken-down economy, repairing the crumbling infrastructure, and generally having to please more than 300 million Americans and cater to their every whim on a daily basis. As part of his duties, the black man will have to spend four to eight years cleaning up the messes other people left behind. The job comes with such intense scrutiny and so certain a guarantee of failure that only one other person even bothered applying for it. Said scholar and activist Mark L. Denton, "It just goes to show you that, in this country, a black man still can't catch a break."
Ha ha ha...
8 comments:
Well....at least he gets to fly Air Force One when he travels !
I hope Michelle won't nag him with housework now as she let loose pre election....housework...THAT IS THE WORST JOB...hahaha.
Guess it's better to be an umno honcho than a democrat. Obama political machinery spent some USD240m campaining. And he'll get an annual income of USD400,000 plus amenities and expenses accounts. And you bet the scrutiny should he or his peeps menyeleweng.
But here, they may not spent that much but the rewards apart from the official pay packet, amenities and expenses accounts? And who's to scrutinise should they menyeleweng?
I heard it was 600 miilion, Tarings, no?
USD400,000 only ah? But the perks banyak meh...
I think they seleweng less than our politicians, but Bush was the worst. All the cronies profiteering from Iraqi war machine.
Salam Tehsin,
Lol! The title could not have been more apt!
eh, but he's not black per se. his mom's a whitey...i think. but ok la...pencen dia kencang beb.
kerp, I think clinton makes millions now just talking....impeachment does pay more than presidency.
Wsalam shah,
heheh...that Onion paper is so funny, I think half of it is tongue in cheek...i pun get confused.
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