Friday, October 17, 2008

The Great Malaysian Blast Off!!!



5, 4, 3, 2.... we have BLAST OFF!!!

This top-secret grainy picture taken by a tigress shows the Malaysian Soyuz KLCC-13 Spacecraft blasting off into space this morning at 7.30am Malaysian time, from the Golden Triangle Cosmodrome in a successful transfer of technology programme between the Russians and the Defence Ministry.

The Soyuz KLCC-13 is expected to reach the International Space Station in two days, carrying a payload of has-been, worn-out and past expiry date politicians from UMNO, MCA, MIC, DAP, PAS, PR. Some Hindraf operatives were also found to be hiding in the payload bay, but it was too late to abort the mission.

These cosmonuts will be staying on the ISS until food (with a special last request by a Cocky Woman for Telur) and air runs out and by then the Russians will have to eject them into space, adding to the increasing space litter. We hope that the human litter will not come down back to earth or collide with spacecraft and satellites causing further damage to humankind.

"In 2007, the space junkyard grew by more than 100,000 pieces. That’s more than any other year since people started launching satellites into space. The problem of space junk is not going away, and scientists are watching closely."

Read more here about the growing problem of space junk (hopefully the political litter will incinerate upon reentry...)

3 comments:

svllee said...

brilliant writing.! Looks like the tower collapse! Shocking...

Anonymous said...

heheh...sure does, doesn't it, Steven? the cloud was actually beside the towers, "standing" horizontally next to them, curled up. sorta waiting to pounce, and I was driving then, couldn't get a shot....when I stopped later, the cloud already "swallowed" the towers and with a little tilt of the camera, it looks like a collapse...hehe...hollywood in action (like 9/11)

Also can look like the booster rockets firing the towers into space...kah kah...

Anonymous said...

Standing vertically lah...not horizontal...