Terkini! Lagi Tragedi Kampung Pisang!

In a not unexpected turn of events, the kangaroo courts of Kampung Pisang found that a Mongolian woman (who never entered the country as no record of her entering the country ever existed) had somehow blown her own brains out at pointblank range and then proceeded to have carefully placed C4 explosives (acquired on eBay from Kampung Pisang military surpluses) on her dead body (via astral travel) and blasted herself to smithereens, all the while managing to plant evidence implicating her ex-lover and some VIP's protection officers and indirectly, the VIP himself.

Whoa. Brilliant woman.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Have you men not learned? Don't mess with women's hearts (and with your marriages).

Yeah. It will all blow up in your faces. And then you run like sorry dogs, hiding behind your wives (or partners) skirts, tails between your legs.

Those poor jilted and humiliated women then get sweet revenge by blowing themselves up and dragging you men into it and blaming you innocent sods for it.

Yes, we know it was all those women's fault for falling for you sweet-talkers. You men were just being friendly lah. You are also beset by sudden (selective) amnesia. Or possessed by some unknown force, autodeleting (selective) smses. (Like those sent by you, convenient eh?). Sigh.

Poor bastards. (The men, I mean).

And then there are the women who actually stand by these men.

Go figure.

(A commenter on one blogger's pad actually said that the death of this woman was "kes kecil". One wonders what has become of human beings. Would he feel the same if it were his daughter?)