The scenic route was a detour through Taman TAR to look at the monkeys and enjoy the greenery.
The monkeys were really out in full force. Three different species, I think. My kids took videos which I can't seem to upload here. They were up to all kinds of antics. Especially the little ones with their mothers. One got stuck up a tree swinging too high on the vines, and the mother had to come rescue it. It tried to climb up again, but mother held on to one leg of baby...so human-like. Really cute.
And then, as MY babies were watching. One big male started just grabbing any female and humping it. One after another. My kids went, "UMIIII...Apa dia buat tu?"
"Oh...they're ...errr...mating."
"Apa tu mating?"
"Having sex lah!"
"Ewwwwww....we are NEVER EVER having sex, Umi! Isn't that what you talked about the other day?"
"Yup..." Well I HAD to tell them about the birds and the bees, one of them reaching puberty and all, and all those increasingly X-rated Disney stuff and cartoons, meh.
Dalam hati saya...YESSSS!!!! I like the "NEVER EVER" part.
Thank you, monkeys!
12 comments:
Hahahah! Never say never :-P
Cute!
These real life monkeys are much better than the monkeys we have in parliament, aren't they? ;)
marko,
bila dah selamat kawin ok...sekarang banyak dugaan kat luar tu for teens... :)
Zendra,
You should see the moms with their babies...macam manusia eprnagai dan kasih dia...except for the males...bz humping everyone
Pi bani,
Ahlan!
Ya...the monkeys in parliament are screwing their voters...tapi samalah kot...hehehe
Dear Saya
For the unfounded trepidation toward someone whom nobody would give a second glance on a street, would you deprive me the joy of a conversation with you? Whomsoever rumoured that I speak like Shakespeare surely has not even met me. Unless he meant that I speak with all the articulation of the decomposed, on which account I shall agree. I mean, I never read Shakespeare. Trust me, I am as uncultured and pedestrian as it can get.
You may have had a lucky day with the primates providing prophylactics, but if a parent's revenge that our sons and daughters should be made wiser for begetting children exactly like themselves, we will some day have to allow for monkey business. All in good time.
Dear Jeffrey,
"Articulation of the decomposed"...hahaha! I like that!
Oh that person only meant that as a compliment! That you speak the way you write, in your "berbunga" manner...heheh! I definitely need to learn how to speak like you, the ultimate "berlapik" manner as the Malays put it... ;)
Yes, monkey business will be allowed in due time! Hahaha!
it was the lions on national gegraphic and the cats in our house in my case. i took that oppurtunity to explain reproduction to my children too.
Tok Snake,
Cats have this courting period they go thru, all the chasing after, acting cool on the part of the female, the meowing, sniffing and all...romantic sket lah...hahah, but the monkeys...classic I tell ya...sambil makan kacang and tidbits org bagi, nonchalantly grabbing any female, quick humping, then back to the kacang and grabbing another...hahaha
Hellooo evil Mummy,
Bet the first tot that comes to your mind watching the he-monkey doing his jungle o-e-o business was; That’s so typical of something that crude Tommy would do!!, no? Come on people, animals need privacy too. Show lah some courtesy for God sake. Now see what u had done, kids oso got traumatised too, how irresponsible!
Hey SAYA, I’d been thinking whether I should hang around with the boys for the coming third 5 days cricket test match between Australian & England. I dread to think what’ll happened if I go home 5 days late instead of the 7 hours late like the bloke that got stabbed. U thinks, I’ll die a thousand cuts with a surgical knife by the boss? What wud u do?
Tommy,
Hello Tommy...
Ya..poor kids...what to do, they are stuck with me...hahaha
Hey, monkeys purposely made a tiger showah to get more bananas..don't blame me!
Watch it on TV lah at home...haiya...or give her one thousand bucks for every day you AWOL, so she can jalan2 and party for each day you out with the guys rather than stuck at home waiting for some poor sod who gets his jollys wtahcing grown men run around after balls or whacking balls...hehehe
Whilst on the subject of jungle affairs, someone sent me a crude Tarzan-Jane joke, so should I share it here or over at lanun's? Can't risk ruining hubby's reputation by posting it at my place hahaha.
Since you okayed, enjoy this:
> When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, And
> during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex?
>
> 'Tarzan not know sex' he replied.
>
> Jane explained to him what sex was.
>
> Tarzan said 'Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.'
>
> Horrified Jane said, ' Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how
> to do it properly.'
>
> She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.
>
> 'Here' she said,pointing to her privates, 'you must put it in here.'
>
> Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood,stepped
> closer to her and kicked her in the crotch !
>
> Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
>
> Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed ' What did you do that
> for ?'
>
> Tarzan replied, 'Check for squirrel.'
>
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