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I came across this google ad, so many of these, btw, and today I clicked on it. I wanted to laugh. Hysterically.
Honestly. Which wife wants to be shall I say "dikerjakan sampai terkulai" for like 3 whole hours?
Wonder if any of us have even 30 minutes with all the endless cooking, cleaning, ironing, tending to kids, school, chauffeuring, grocery shopping, nursing neuroses, work, etc, etc....24/7....and even then instead of fireworks, it's more like "are we there yet?", reminiscent of whiny kids' mantras in those American disaster holidays movies.
What a woman needs is not Mr Porn Star. She needs Mr Sensitive... an ear, a little time, a little appreciation, a little tenderness, a little attention, a little kindness, a little shoulder to lean on... and a whole dose of loyalty, honesty and sincerity. And love.
She needs his presence...whether he is there or not. She needs that connection.
Sex is just a bonus. Or should I say 3 hour sex is.
What do YOU need?
Read:
The Feminist
28 comments:
"What a woman needs is not Mr Porn Star. She needs Mr Sensitive... an ear, a little time, a little appreciation, a little tenderness, a little attention, a little kindness, a little shoulder to lean on... and a whole dose of loyalty, honesty and sincerity."
It perfectly sounds like me. You can verify with Mrs Singh anytime.
Mrs Singh!
He is cheating on you with Katrina!
And she isn't even real...where got loyalty, PS?
Hahahahaha..
don't mind trying!What did the advert cakap?Tak puas hati boleh pulang balik duit?Kalau lut,this is what they call 'kenyang'!Men generally stray with the simple reason of not being 'sexually satisfied'!So kalau 3hrs tentulah lebih dari kenyang kan?hahah
So ada bagus jugak laah!hahaha
Wah, mamasita...must be the kickboxing.
Actually I might take it up this year. Someone suggested it. Gym dah boring, lama tak pi, nak try something new lah.
(yg ubat tu suruh dato order online...hahaha...)
Hahahaha..
btw,you dah baca belum blog What?No tea and scones!Punyalah kelakar nak mampus!
Belum...nanti I pi...
Salam Ustazah,
If it's a bonus, nobody ever declines EXTRA LARRRGE sum of bonus. Boleh buat beli bonia handbag, estee lauder lipsticks, italian made high heels or perhaps a trip to Habib's Jewelry.
PS,
Hey, I never got any estee lauder or bonia or blahniks or habibs!
Don't know much about large bonuses...
An-Nimr,
I refer you to Felipe in Eat, Pray, Love :)
He'll give you ALL the right answers!
naz,
who is Felipe? any relation to Husam?
hahaha...lawak mengantuk dah ni...God, I want to sleep...
Selamat pagi semua. Apa khabar? Sihat?
Tiga jam?....erm.....matilah! Siapa nak urus negara? hahaha
Perkasa ye?.....hahaha ROTFL!
Salam Cap'n,
Ready to scalp(el) some people today?
Maybe the pemimpin can do a Clinton...and still run country? Line Monica under the desk or something?
Ridzzy is taking notes and cancelling his internet order for "kopi jantan", "pil rimau kelambu", and "Krim Pacak Pria"
Most informative post so far. More on what women want please. I hate learning from trial and error. Last time my wife asked me what was on the TV, I said "dust". So after that, I dont want to learn my lessons the hard way anymore
krim pacak pria? ROTFL...men!
Yoh Tehsin!
Sounds rather painful, if you ask me!!! Can't sit down for a week after that, for sure! Are they nuts, ah?
So: about satisfying whom, me wonders!!?!
I'd much rather a 3-hour cuddle, thank you very much.
Pat
Hey Pat...
Same here, same here...maybe a cuddle will be to their benefit later on, eh?
(Tak boleh duduk...hahaha...that's for sure)
Riddzy,
I guess it was no sex for month after that mistake or maybe she whacked you with her duster? Hahaha...
Read la how Rasullulah saw treats his women in the Feminist link kat article tu. Jangan bace part nak kahwin dua tiga ja...
Here, I posted a new piece esp for clueless fellas like you...heheh...from Quran and sunnah of the Prophet...
Ok Ok I will take the time to read later.
Those products i mentioned really do exist. No joke :o)
Riddzy, I know they do. Hahaha..that's why its so funny...
Waah!Banyaknya comments!hahaha
Sebab sizzling topic punya pasal lah!
Riddzy?I agree with you.Kalau An-Nimr tulis nasihat,kena baca slow2 dengan 2-3 cawan kopi pekat!hehehe
A Tabib mana?
You takde gaduh2 dengan dia masa berebut nak tengok fireworks New Year malam tu?Tahulah kadang2 you ROOAARRR!Dia doctor;timid sikit!Pirate penakut!hahaha
Kena kejar rimau dia memang lari nya!hehe (siapa tak?)
mamasita,
I'm just a purring, sweet little kittykat at heart...can't anyone see that...sob sob sob...
Jangan lari...takleh kejar...sakit kaki ni ha....
Tiga Jam..mak oii...ni bukan lelaki tapi Jantan dah..eii tak mau laa...esuk sapa nak bangun pagi buat sarapan,,,Hissh ..mau patah katil di buat nya!!hahah nak beli ubat melecet lagi..hahahahah
You dah baca cerita klakar kat blog What!No Tea And Scones?Blogger ni macam you jugak.Dari MRSM.Cuba you baca comment De Minimis!Nak sakit perut ketawa!
Eh eh..kebetulan I baru tulis something about you..similar to what you've just said.Kan I kata we have a lil bit of psychic connection?hehe
ezza,
You said it..that "melecet" word....hahahaha! Tu lah, kita baru nak roll over and snore, deap dah minta makan. Ingat apa, 3 jam pastu nak start buat keje umah plak? Hahaha...
Mamasita,
Posting kat mane? Blog you ker?
Dak!Posting A Tabib ler!I tanya dia you gi mana?
Yang de minimis buat comment kat posting What!No tea and scones?
Psst Mamasita,
It's me. Tabib. I've moved my anchorage...tahun baru, tempat baru.
Betul, it's me...tanya Nimr kalau tak percaya ..
Waaah!
P.S. tahu ker?Just to warn you!Dia baru beli pedang starwars yang pakai laser.You punya pedang lanun!So be careful sikit k?hahaha
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